A Day in the Life of a Car Forum

[c-evoVIII]

You are doing it all wrong man, you supposed to let her know who's the "Macho" in the relationship and put her back in her place!! nothing wrong with a little physical!!
so go to her sister's house, get on ur knee and Beg!! if u must carry some hot chilli in ur pocket for tears effect!!. and eat your veggies!! for crying out loud.

[Cholewa]

<censored>VEGETABLES, that <censored> is weak.

I'll eat a whole farm full of cows before I touch vegetables.

Except for garlic, cuz that's the JAMTASTIC BOMB DIGGITY.


Anyways, my car wont turn off when I turn the key off and take it out.. Suggestions?

[OverDrive418]

50 cal silver bullet should do the trick. Throw a garlic necklace over the steering wheel for good measure.



I have 3 pedals but only 2 feet, also theres no "D" in the gear selector. Is my car really old or something?

[TouringBubble]

Definitely ancient. I hear that they used to put 3 pedals in cars and then number the shift thing and you actually had to drive with both hands! That's is freaking crazy! No wonder people got in so many more wrecks when talking on their phones in those things! I mean, how can you be expected to do both at once?

I think my wife is a werewolf. What do I do?

[DAB21]

<censored>VEGETABLES, that <censored> weak.

I'll eat a whole farm full of cows before I touch vegetables.

Except for garlic, cuz that's the JAMTASTIC BOMB DIGGITY.


Anyways, my car wont turn off when I turn the key off and take it out.. Suggestions?

Michael, it dosen't like the way you've been talking to it!

Everyone, we have this conversation every year or two about whether or not this is a family friendly Club and so far we've always agreed to curb our language enough that impressional people reading our board will think we are somewhat more professional than the typical poorly educated short vocabulary street vernacular.

Are we now breaking away from that stance?

David

[OverDrive418]

I think he meant, "I do not regard vegetation as a source of nutrition that a man of my vast machismo would care to indulge in. I much prefer the limb of a bovine, or large game fowl perhaps. Although, I have for many a fortnight been rather fond of garlic."

[Cholewa]

I think he meant, "I do not regard vegetation as a source of nutrition that a man of my vast machismo would care to indulge in. I much prefer the limb of a bovine, or large game fowl perhaps. Although, I have for many a fortnight been rather fond of garlic."

Exactly what this mofo said right DERP...

IMHO if they've made it this far onto the internet there is nothing that can spoil them now. Theres no point in sheltering kids, and there's no point in lying about who we are. I cuss a lot, thats just how I do it. If this were in another section, I might give a damn, but this is the off topic section of a car forum. If it's that big of a deal, just put in a word filter like every other site and be done with it.

I will not change my behavior(especially online) to fit into a specific group or category. I am who I am.

[Focus]

I have this friend who's always using vulgar language and derailing the conversations my friends and I are having. It's really annoying, and sometimes even offensive. How can we make him shut up?

[Erv]

stab him in both eyes with a spoon, he'll be in a little bit of pain, but, it will make him whimper or cry instead of talking.

Guys, I got a ticket for wreckless endangerment when I drifted a corner around a cop. I "tried" to explain to the cop that I am a professional drifter and was in full control of my 240. At that point he pulled me out of the car and arrested me. He also said something about driving through a kids park and "drifting" around the swingset was highly illegal and I could have hit a kid, I again told him I had full control and that I told him it's easier to drift in the grass. So I paid my bail, now I am out again, but, I have a court date soon. Anyone got a good lawyer thats cheap?

[OverDrive418]

I know a divorce lawyer, got my life sentence reduced to just 18 years!
Give 'em a call: Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe.


My clutch pedal has no pressure when I push it down to start my engine in the morning. I basically keep it in N and roll down the drive and turn enough to get it into 1st and drive away. It gets better as I drive but when I shut it off it goes right to the floor again. What gives?

[TouringBubble]

OverDrive, it sounds like your PTO has gone out. Look at the back of your tractor to make sure that the PTO shaft still engages and spins when the PTO is engaged. If so, it could just be disengaging on it's own for some reason.

After a recent track day, my steering wobbles horribly. I noticed it on the way home form the track. What gives? The day went fine with no collisions with anything ... just aggressive driving.

[Cholewa]

brake dust on the wheels probably threw off the balance. (that totally happens after a wet rally but with dirt, obviously)

You should just take it to the car wash in the chevron.

Speaking of carwash, I always hear people talking about clay barring their car, so I went out back and dug up some clay and rubbed it all over the car, but it just made it more dirty... whats up with that?

[engled]

Exactly what this mofo said right DERP...

IMHO if they've made it this far onto the internet there is nothing that can spoil them now. Theres no point in sheltering kids, and there's no point in lying about who we are. I cuss a lot, thats just how I do it. If this were in another section, I might give a damn, but this is the off topic section of a car forum. If it's that big of a deal, just put in a word filter like every other site and be done with it.

I will not change my behavior(especially online) to fit into a specific group or category. I am who I am.

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[zukitek]

Are we getting carried away in here?

[engled]

Are we getting carried away in here?

Nope, every thing is fine. Move along please....