Alan Branch v John Waight

[jimkana]

Alan missed work today due to him being down with a severe case of Whooping Cough.

More like Butt-Whooping Cough after John Waight got through with him.

Good Job John!


(This is an on-topic SOLO thread)

[engled]

(This is an on-topic SOLO thread)

Gets my vote for post of the day!

[Shea Serian]

Alan missed work today due to him being down with a severe case of Whooping Cough.

More like Butt-Whooping Cough after John Waight got through with him.

Good Job John!


(This is an on-topic SOLO thread)

See, this is a prime example of what a good hearty breakfast from Cracker Barrel can do for you.

[JohnW8]

Take it easy... don't go poking him with a stick. I had a good breakfast and got lucky. CSP is wide open.

[Jedi1]

Let's see if we can get Alan mad enough to come take the badge. I think we can do it.

[slowautoxr]

If you make him mad enough he might break out his mad photoshop skilz yo.

[AlanB]

LOL!

Poke away. Are you not entertained? Ya'll see that line under John's avitar? It says 'Champion'. There is a reason for that, and it wasn't because he ran by himself last year. Kudos to JW for laying down that time for the win. I'll be back, and so will Lyle and Wally. And so will Daryl. And so will Mark McWilliams. We don't know if Mike Harpman will ever come back, but he might.


The only thing I am mad about was having to work 70 hours last week with Eric Edwards. That extreme exposure to his incredible level of suckitude affected me in a negative manner. This not an excuse, just a fact. It was publically documented on the old forum (RIP) that Eric is what is known as an 'RFA' or, Reductive Functionality Agent. It has been proven time and again, particulary with his cars, as well as other things like computers and guitars. He has an amazing ability to retard and or disable perfectly working things by simply being present. Clearly, an extra long work week leading up to an event weekend is NOT the ideal situation if you work alongside Eric. Notice he never works with T&S? They have enough trouble to deal with. If you catch him within 10 feet of your car, move it.

Where dem results??? I'm a glutton for punishment.


(still on topic)

[DAB21]

Yeah, well, here's what REALLY happened. Now to be fair, it’s true Alan did work a kazillion hours last week, alongside his faithful companion Eric, and has had something just short of "walking pneumonia", and did miss breakfast at the Cracker. But he was going to make it okay. As the morning work session wore on, he had about a 2 sec. lead playing in his head, waiting for his afternoon run group. Then came the lunch break. We ran down to Wendy’s for some carbs and satch, and were quickly joined by a mob of autoxers. We sat down with Brian Wilson, Matt Blackwood, and Bo Jinright who proceeded to completely overwhelm us with rapid fire humor. Brian was on a tare with his schtik and Bo interjecting zingers right and left- we could hardly eat for laughing so hard. Then when Bo said (I think he said his wife said, looking at the new BMW M) “you like that? It looks like a p_nis” We fell on the floor laughing , and Alan laughed so hard he nearly expired- had to go outside, lie down out in the parking lot, and suck on the inhaler for 20 minutes just to catch his breath!
He was done.

If you ever want to blow an afternoon, just take Brian and Bo to lunch. You will be worthless.
"And now you know the rest of the story."

[Jedi1]

Is Brian funny? Hadn't noticed